A healthier way to poop in 10 minutes

Finally end the embarrassing itchy butts, repeat wiping, hemorrhoid irritation, and Crohn's inflammation.

  • Proven to promote healthier pooping
  • Improves hygiene
  • Saves you hundreds each year

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The Fanny Classic Bidet is the Sanitary Solution that will keep you and your partner feeling fresh, GUARANTEED! For a limited time, we are offering to try Fanny RISK-FREE Today!

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Fanny Classic Bidet

Rated Bidet Attachment in America!

Recommended by American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons

What's a Fanny?

How the Fanny Bidet works?

If you’ve never used a bidet before, you don’t know what you’re missing. The closest feeling you can compare it to is to actually get a shower every time you poop.

The Fanny Classic Bidet delivers a stream of fresh clean water power blasting away every miniscule, bacteria infested, spec of feces that toilet paper (and even wet wipes) can leave behind.

The Fanny Classic Bidet is the Sanitary Solution that will keep you and your partner feeling fresh, GUARANTEED!

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Healthier Pooping in 10 Minutes

The Fanny Bidet can be installed by anyone in 10 minutes or less. No Electricity, NO Plumbers, and No HASSLE!

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    Remove toilet seat
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    Connected Fanny Bidet
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    Poop Healthier!
If you think that you are wiping too much... you definitely are
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Marc Leavey, MD,

an internist at Baltimore's Mercy Medical Center.

The fluffy toilet paper you use can do everything from irritate your privates to actually cut you down there. While it sounds like an urban myth, getting micro-cuts from toilet paper is not as uncommon as one would think.

says Marc Leavey, MD, and internist at Baltimore's Mercy Medical Center.

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The Fanny Bidet Attachment is an easy to use accessory for your toilet that has many health hygiene, and money saving benefits for an affordable price.

The Fanny Bidet helps treat & prevent

The Fanny Bidet helps treat & prevent

  • Hemorrhoids
  • UTI's
  • Crohn's Disease
  • Yeast / UTI Infections
  • Anal Micro-cuts
Treat and Prevent

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The Healthy Choice

The Healthy Choice

Most toilet paper (and even wet wipes) can contain chemicals from the bleaching process that can irritate your keister. Unknownigly, when you wipe your anus tends to pucker up because it's sensitive. This can create little wrinkles around your sphincter that entrap tiny poop particles.

The Healthy Choice

And as you relax and move around throughout the day, the tiny pices of dung begin to spread around your butthole and bacteria and germs begin to thrive.

YES! They're having a big ass party in your butt...

Fanny Classic Bidet will bust up that party... It provides a relaxing rinse that thoroughly washes every nook and cranny of your fanny so enjoy hours of shower freshness.

Testimonials

I wouldn't think of cleaning myself any other way after using this bidet, it truly gives you the fresh feeling that you want to feel after going potty. Helps me save money too so double win for me..
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Ava J. 32

Who wants to use their fingers to risk getting dirty when we can just turn the bidet on and let it do the job for us?? Safer for us too, no more rashes and all that bad stuff..
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Jenna M. 41

I have chronic crohn's disease and going #2 everyday is always a struggle. My doctor recommended a bidet to help reduce wiping and inflammation. After using the bidet for 2 days I could feel such an incredible difference. My pain level went from an 8 to a 3 by using water instead of wiping. I have a Fanny in every bathroom of my house.
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David A. 35

I'm a bigger guy and constantly use baby powder each day to not have an itchy butt after I use the bathroom. Itching my butt is an everyday and gets pretty embarrassing when someone see's me let alone the butt rashes that come along with it. After I installed my Fanny I was able to stop using powder and almost never itch my butt.
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Adam P.

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Benefits for Women

Menstruation:

The gentle cleansing of water rinses your feminine area clean, removes any odor and helps to make an uncomfortable time of the month more pleasant.

Yeast / Urinary Tract Infections:

Helps prevent Yeast and urinary tract infections that can cause itching, discharge and unpleasant odor. Rinsing your privates with water reduces recovery time to existing infections and prevents itching and odor.

Pregnancy:

  • 1 in 2 women produce hemorrhoids during pregnancy. Painful burning sensation, itching, swelling and bleeding symptoms. Stop wiping and start washing
  • Easier bathroom trips! Weight gain and lack of mobility during pregnancy make it difficult for expecting mothers to thoroughly clean areas of their body that become harder to reach.
  • Cleanliness before and after delivery - Women need extra hep with cleanliness during pregnancy!
Stop Wiping Start Washing

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Save Paper & Save Money...

Currently, Americans spend over $6 billion a year on toilet paper. On average, each of us use 57 sqaures a day and 50 pounds a year.

Think about it... toilet paper is light... and we are using 50 pounds of it each year. Think about all the trees that are cut down each year just to make butt wipe paper.

It's an insane amount!

And how much money are you spending on 50lbs of toilet paper year year? $50? $75? $100? We're talking EACH AND EVERY YEAR!

So it makes sense for the environment and your pocket to kick toilet paper to the curb and switch to the hygienic solution and use the Fanny Classic Bidet.

Reduce TP Use By 85%

Try our Bamboo Toilet Paper

Help save out planet... Sustainable, skin friendly Fanny Bamboo Toilet Paper feels like silk on your bottom.

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Fanny is a proud member of the Crohn's & Colitis Foundation and the National Wildlife Federation

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Join over 40,000,000+ bidet owners worldwide!

I think you would agree that water is a more sanitary way to clean your butt than just smearing toilet paper around your butt, right?

If you had poop on your face, you wouldn’t just rub it with a dry paper towel, would you?

HELL NO! You’d wash it off with water.

So why not treat your butt the same?

Get the Fanny Classic Bidet for yourself, your partner and your family today!
You’ll Never Want To Use Another Toilet Ever Again!

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